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An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby.... all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants. The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank." "But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back!!!

QUESTION: What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out? ANSWER: Bubblegum!

David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied. "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" "No, she's broke." "Well, then, is it s*x?" "Nobody does it like you, babe." "Then what can she do that I can't?" "Sue me for child support."

There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity. The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it. The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems. The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"

man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

Can we change to Wednesday? You see Friends starts at 21.00 Thursdays and I only get 30mins in chat then! :(:(:(:(

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This is a nice topic to boost the posts numbers on though!

Nope!!

Can't just post things which put up the numbers!!

But I think they have to be sensible!

Have to post some more to get to a medals place!!

You should be able to get the antenna from any UK accesories dealer. Demon Tweeks have it in red, blue silver or matt silver for £17.99 Cataloge No 018513 (16v type antenna) They are on 01978 664466

I have those on my alloys, Halfords should have a set as I got a back up socket from them, if not try Dingbro.

Try the wires to your clock, they should have Permanent live, Switched live, ilumination live just use a meter to find out which is which.:D

Have you checked to see if there is any possible water ingress, as this may cause shorting.

Do they look like a star? If they do you can buy that tools from Halfords.

Morph has lost the plot again. Who's got straight jacket duty this week:?::?:

I ran Masitaly BHP on my last car, they are very good quality for the price, the Sagatta as you call it (also RPM) is a deepdish wheel so you need to remember that deep dish always look a bit smaller than there size. These are the ones Matt spoke about, My mate runs a set on his MkII Golf in 17" the look huge. But my say is go with the first ones you really wanted!

I got the same info from my dealer mechanic, it relates to the part fitted. As Matt says, if you broke a conrod they can't blame the backbox!! Have fun modifying:D

Try Tdi http://www.tdi-plc.com

Working okay here Steve

Looks good Steve:cool:

I would like a set of light eyebrows that are less than £50 to buy.........................all the ones I find are a rip off.:mad: