Steve

i will be jumping onto the m4 from the M25!

out the way.. admin gets first pitch!

me green with envy

not sure mate

I am thinking of learning coz all my mates go off to play in florida and I am left watching

LOL

to stop net popups i use Mozilla browser.... pheonix

hats off to BT then though i am using XP.. so this might be the reason.. my friend is using 2000

thread is toast you goldies know why and should know!

one of the reasons why i dont wanna unrestrict my car... i know what i am like!

even though mine has it enabled i have never had one but what was weird is that i set my mate up on the net using freeserve.. all hopy and working.. his kid has a go and the pop up appears 15 mins of being online. first time i had ever seen one ... well apart from over a network in my old office. reckon its untracable and it will be the next big thing.

dont come crying to us when you get a speeding ticket pal! and having a burn up with an electric wheelchair is not funny!

Ok boffins.. this is past me as I hate MS to be honest My friend keeps getting messenger popups and even his kids have these pop ups advertising pr0n Could someone direct me on how to disable messenger? cheerz

hmm that could tempt too many people to do the same! hmm me think close thread... i will wait a little longer! :D

I have a few questions that have been wondering my mind for a while... do any of you ever wonder these If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? So how fast is speed of dark? How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Why did Kamakazi pilots wear safety helmets? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? Do fish get cramps after eating? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why does lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but washing up liquid contains real lemons? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Would you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left. do i need hep? :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh: :duh:

me senses i should close this thread No one should comtemplate trying this... just look at the pics.

bit silly and max powerish!

you sure it was the correct knee loz? you were complaining of bad goolies a while back

i reckon mat put his black and decker on full speed whilst the dash was out :winky: :winky:

hmm what part of the word "PM" did you not understand matt

:winky: :winky: We believe you Did you not used to cruise Westover Road mat? :zee:

I have had to make a new thread through the importance of giving me your confirmation that members who signed up will be attending the Toyota factory tour. I have spent many hours organising this and I would like some feedback please... Unless you have not done so please PM me your full name so i can send this off to Toyota. This is very urgent you do this now please thanks

Even park benches are sponsored over there aint they? I would rather have clean road than dirty!

hmmm... not sure i want 10 million people using all the clubs badwidth on these clips. goldies fine... I moght have to move these to goldies password only

benefits of DIG... Yes it is the LOC special insurance.