Steve

thats what i meant... link direct to the gold forum

exactly what i said.. who is gonna know. but do you know for sure that modding the traction control to be permanently off isnt gonna affect your insurance? Do you have solid proof that if it was modded to be off at all times that the insurance company will pay up?

this category will be removed soon as it is not the official reviews section. Its important that all corespondance is placed within the reviews section. Note though steve.. the comment you have at the moment of "watch this space" will be removed as it is not a proper review. cheers!

maz mate.. please post a direct link.. cheers

yes.. the pads squeal when they are low... they are designed to do so. well the 3 other times mine did it so!

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hey mate.. why would i need twins?? saying a got a plit personality Mr Goose?

Steve Somehow worcester was not on my dealer list for reviews. So I have added it here for you. Please copy and paste each visit you made dating the top of each review at the top of your review. http://lexusownersclub.co.uk/reviews/index.php Worcester are right at the bottom.... This will then be permanent and not get lost whithin the threads mate. Please let me know when you have done so. cheers

i only need one... hehe

does when the husband is chasing me out of the house!

damn.. driving home then

i sent the list to toyota today.. i presumed harty is going.. have not had confirmation but i am sure he will make it.

is her sister married? :winky:

happy birfday dude

front or back mate?

makes sense to me... thats why their is an option.. but if the TRAC was modified at the switch then the insurance company still need to know. thing is if you had an accident and the TRAC is on by default everytime you start the engine , how are the insurance company gonna know that TRAC was turned off? if the TRAC was modified to be permanent then your asking for trouble. They obviously are not gonna pay out!

oh dear.. how funny is that.. i just faxed toyota oh well.. perhaps someone else can fill your space. are there any members that are going who would like their girlfriend to go?

what about that guy who walkeed across the field and then in the middle of it just flopped to the floor and slept their all night.. no sheets, pillows... just the grass!

Top Traffic Cop Excuses If your car hadn’t been unmarked then I wouldn’t have tried to overtake you. It’s meant to be loud, it has a British standard stamp on it to show it’s ok. Wow, I always thought you had to be a lot fitter than that to be in the Force. I almost decided to be a cop, but I thought I’d finish my GCSEs instead. Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonald’s? Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that’s how far ahead of me they are. No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 140 mph. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. So, uh, you on the take, or what? Sorry officer wot have I done? I was asleep. No I can’t step out of the car ’cos I can’t walk, and I’ve got to get to the next lock-in before it closes. One thing I’ve always wondered, does your head go all the way up your hat? Of course I was all over the road, I was ****ing. No officer, my brake lights are working it’s my brakes that aren’t. No I don’t know how fast I was going ’cos I had my eyes closed. How ironic, I was just wondering about joining the Force. Do you get trained, or were you born an ****? You only caught me ’cos I let you. I demand a re-match. You only caught me ’cos I let you, but you are faster than that copper yesterday. I wasn’t driving dangerously, I was aiming for you. You must need your licence as well ’cos you needed to do 125mph to keep up with me. Sorry officer, I usually have my guide dog with me. I’m glad you stopped me, I was wondering what the speed limit was. You’re not part of the cruise then!! You were flat out officer, I guess pigs can fly then. Sorry officer I’m on a mission from ***. There’s no blood in my alcohol system osifer. Sorry officer, I thought the flashing lights were part of the acid trip I’m on. Thanks for the race, I wanted to test my new motor. Am I off the hook if my girlfriend flashes her tits at ya? Where did you get your car from? You did well keeping up with me for the last few hours? Sorry I ran over that pedestrian at the zebra crossing, I was admiring my bird’s tits! Sorry officer, I ran into the bloke in front ’cos I was watching a movie on my new DVD! Sorry officer I thought that I was low flying my fighter aircraft. My apologies officer! I thought you wanted to race me again. Sorry officer I was just following the flow of traffic. I was doing 90 in a 30 zone because I was always told to be different. Sorry officer I was only showing you how to power slide. Sorry I was going so fast officer but happy hour finishes in twenty minutes. I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer. Sorry, officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Officer, that's terrific. The last policeman only gave me a warning too! Hey, you must've been doing 125mph to keep up with me. Nice one! Sorry couldn't see you in my mirror 'cos I didn't have my glasses on Were they your flashing lights? I thought they were the neons on my parcel shelf Was that your siren? I thought it was on my new CD Will you let me off if I let you listen to my ICE? No I haven't got my licence I gave it to one of your colleagues yesterday I'm glad you've stopped me I was thinking about asking how to join the Force yeah i yanked from Max Power... dont ask me what i was doing there... fell into their site somehow!

blimey dave... that suprised me mate thats like walking into PC world and having to pay £5 to try out a PC before buying. Volvo are :yack: anyway

get a few other interested and I am sure we could arrange something.

good idea! you should see my cocktail cabinet ( that bit made me snigger writing that out :winky: )

takes about 20 mins or prolly less... everyone is turning up at 7 at the restaurant! i am getting excited.. i love feasting! :D

the benefit of having a very large car like mine is the comfort and ease of driving many miles. I do find the IS tiring.. i am tall and chunky (lately coz i gave up smoking grrr)... its like a living room in my car.. arms and legs everywhere! might cost a tad more to run but 1st class ride for 1st class money!

i will be sleeping on the Lexus put up bed in the hospitality unit... watching TV in bed while all you guys are outside! tell the truth i am driving home! i have a condition... jeckle and hyde mate!