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    999,097 'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'
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    999,099 'The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.'
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    With the Lexus fairy sitting in the passenger seat, hanging on grimly and ..........
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    Ditto
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    Roll
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    999,101 'The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.'
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    Was some empty boxes and some copmputer discs marked.........
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    Nod
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    999,110 'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
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    Earl
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    999,114 What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A dope ring
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    Plenty of info LOC USA
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    King
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    999,116 Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
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    Aladdin and his magic lamp. He is sure to fix it, if not then we will just have to............
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    Lizzy
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    The impossible I can do, but miracles take longer. I suggest that if you are in a hurry you call for...........
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    999,118 Medical terminology Serology -- Study of knighthood Tablet -- Small table Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
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    smaller one,waving her magic Lexus wand, an elf appeared, a spitting image of Aido. Use some of your Elf magic to make Dave.............
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    Also trying her hardest to fix Daves nappy, which by now was...
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    999,121 Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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    Inebriated
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    999,124 Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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    Hungry, so Janey sent Barrie, complete with dress, to get some Kebabs......... Meanwhile the Lexus fairy was........
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    999,132 I don't exercise at all. If G*d meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
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