Yer's A Joke

[Lex-aholic]

Subject:

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of

the night.

Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight,

Paddy".

Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then".

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his

face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts

himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his

face."Shoite,Shoite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get

to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the

door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a

deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto

the pavement.

He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and

shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". But he crawls

up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed".

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says

"Fock this, I gotta stop drinking," and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup

of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last

night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' ******. But how'd you know?"

"Mick called...... You left your wheelchair at the pub"

[gsportcars]

v.funny

nice one :P

[aido]

Like it! Never heard that one before :D

[chips229]

:D :D :D Nice one :D :D :D