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Speeding Lexus Is250


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A man bought a brand new Lexus IS250 . He took off down the road,

and pushed it up to 100 mph

"This is great!" he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a Police Car.

"Problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120 mph to escape being stopped.

He then thought "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the IS250 and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said.............................

"Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said "Have a nice day."

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