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A young, red-haired woman goes to the Doctor……………….

Doctor: and what can I do for you today?

Red-head: well Doctor, every time I touch my body it squeaks

<she demonstrates by touching her arm with her forefinger and then lets out a shriek, she touches her shoulder and then lets out a shriek, she touches her thigh and lets out a shriek>

Doctor: hmmmm, interesting………… tell me, are you a natural red-head?

Red-head: of course not! I am a natural blonde

Doctor: ahhhhhhh, I know exactly what is wrong with you

Red-head: really!!!!

Doctor: you have a broken finger!

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