Blonde Joke

[peter026]

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust

and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she

decides to ask G*d for help. She begins to pray... "G**, please help

me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to

lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "G**, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my

business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My G**, why have You forsaken me? I've lost

my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't

often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.

Please let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life

back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The

blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of G** Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

[MacRS200]

Nice one

[craig7022]

Good stuff

[Paul Reece]

Like it. :D :D :D :D

[derekyau]

lol.

Anymore for anymore?

[Scarlet Pimpernell]

Wicked

[fatpieman69]

verry funny :D :D