Ebay Bargin?

sparkystav · January 18, 2008

Item number: 220193111286

Brilliant!

sparkystav · January 18, 2008

Some of the questions are brilliant!

Q: steamroller from malaysia here. i represent an underground betting syndicate from the far east. my client has a couple of questions: 1) if my clients are successful in the bid, can groberlaar & lim heng suan be allowed to have free access to all liverpool players ? 2) can my client sell the european cup/champions league cup to manchester united ? thank you. 18-Jan-08
A: The word 'bung' is a dirty word at Anfield and I'd appreciate it if you remembered that! Can I however point out the Pakistani shop on the corner of Kemlyn Road does actually sell some very nice large brown envelopes!

Q: Havent liverpool won the most cups since 2000?? The locks wont have seized up yet its hardly been 21 years has it?? 18-Jan-08

A: Havent? Now that name might come back and haunt you next week! I've just put a tenner on a treble, Havant to beat you, Milan to beat you, and Rafa to be managing Madrid before the month ends, you know they only offered me 2/1!

Q: If I win can I ban ALL Everton blue****e supporters and MANC SCUM? Redman 18-Jan-08

A: Would you also like to ban all the other 19 teams in the Premiership and see if you can then finally manage to win a league title? Or is it likely Rafa will still f*ck it up?