Loz

theres a plot.... no wonder I got confused...

you two better see mat wildrnes :shutit: :winky: about a drive by shooting.... :shutit: :shutit: :shutit: :winky:

Is that the make they put in the GS. ANyone got a peter Levinson system? I hear there are pretty good...

you strictly a Ben's Girl.... :P (its all about the Benjemins, baby!) :zee:

can be repaired. look in auto trader for a reputable plastics fixer.... get a price and then compare that agains a new one. of course.... it could be G0ds way of tellng you you need a one peice moulded Front Spoiler that makes your cars front end resemble Jimmy Hill!

bet that would hurt your knees if you came a cropper... I'll be wary of the odd trojan horse from now on.. okay, SO I'm looking for the site for where to get one... :zee:

Yeah, Happens up here.... You know there is something fishing when they start throwing a dog in with the deal! I ********* hate Pikeys!

Perhaps we should get some stopping parachutes made up with the club logo? Utah! Get me two!! :P :P :P :P :P :P

glass ones with a fillament in the middle... on the Mk2 anyway...

any known cure other than DBA discs? DO you know where the noise/vibes are coming from?

However, Loz's avatar is pretty much spot on.. And so is Zee's! Where he found it, I wish I knew! Loz

oh crikey!! The Lad wants that for his birthday!

Raj, Just for the record: Admin does not look like the picture on his avatar. he has lost at least 20lbs since it was taken and wears less jewellery now...

Am I the only person who thought that Sterling Galacher (Jennifer Taylor-Clarke - His Boss from Head office) was quite fit and also seemed to fancy The Brent Miester General abit... ? :zee:

yeah but your a rich flash merc driver now.. We still need bargain solutions mate

Anyone wanna buy an HP Jornada 545 PDA with a Wireless Compact Flash Card for £100?? complete with box, instructions, Docking station. stylus, the works.... I feel an ebay moment coming on... :zee:

Bit of a doughnut fan myself... keep the traction on most of the time. there is always a little dirt patch on my way out of the office that I hang the back end out on. the light flashes... its just my way of checking everythings copasthetic ;) I would not want front wheel drive again. had a bit of a boob on sat morning. turned traction of to lay a big darkie (cue reply from bazza) leaving Japspeed Racing after having my Purge Valve fitted. forgot to put it back on. gunned it as usually turning right across a quite (thankfully) dual Carriage way. car got halfway across, as I locked it over the back end went for a burton and did a 270 spin. had to three point turn it back to the right direction... made me think, never get ideas about turning if off in winter!

El vino did flow!!! Honestly, you sound like you've been out on a date with Chris Finch! WHo wants to pinch a peice of Finch! THis is my good friend Sir David of Brent! .... sorry.. off in one there. not watched the office in ages. shouldn't have started again last night!

I keep seeing these around and I gonna have to get one if they can be had all in for under £500. WOuld be a worthy mod I think. can do sooooo much with a PDA these days...

Always prided myself on the abilty to maintain a good bush locally. Nothing like the northern air to keep them fresh and spruce! :P

oh for sure thats just girlie stuff.... honest.

Wonder if I will be able to use the "Nerves" line. I doubt it. all you need in mine to do a fast time is plant your foot on the loud pedal and don't let off til it says 62... Even I can manage that. Mind you I was reading about the sequential box in the BMW M3 CSL that is £58k worth or Motor. It changes gear ( in sports mode) in 0.08 seconds!! (put another way, THREE TIMES FASTER THAN YOU ON YOUR BEST DAY!) Now how much time would that shave off my 0-60 time?

I live in a grade two Listed Cottage in West Yorkshire in a village that last year was awarded a National Herritage award (Saltaire). I know there is a north south devide but my house is Sub £100k! (paupers up north you see... ) Its too small for a family but, thats okay 'cos I have to privilage of paying for a nice 8 year 3 bedroomed semi with Garage in Taunton for my Twins, their half sister, their Pikey Mum and wagon driving Boyfriend to live in. So thats nice isnt it? Next house will be semi or detached with space for Toy cars outside. I'd like a barn for them really... any here is my view... ps... could we extend the french trip to a run down to Spain??

Yup, it was nicely chaperoned by Mats Folks... :P Fortunatly Jo had managed to apply enough cream to stop me from saying anything that might embarrass Mat.... Only just lasted though as I recall... Great afternoon although Jo, no thinks she has to learn another Language: Lexi :zee:

Oh crikey! Someone who thinks! I see the club moving on without me in the not too distant future... :duh: