No More Please!

[Mitch]

HELP...........................

my customers tell the worst jokes ever........... and the thing bein i got so many customers and they all seem to tell the same jokes.

there all about mathew kelly, beegees and now NASA.

i suppose the old michael jackson jokes will start circulating again........

cant take any more of them :duh: :duh:

[Steve]

have you heard the new song from Michael jackon "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

[Mr-Lex]

Can't resist...pls forgive...

Whats NASA stands for????

Need Another Seven Astronaut

[Monster-Mat]

whaats seven inches long and sits on a florida beach..........

shuttlecock......sorry im pissd after a terrrible 3 weeks

anyway i thought NASA stood for....not another seven astronaughts

[Craig W]

Why do the American space team drink Sprite?

Cos they can't hold 7UP!

[peter-flint]

I belive they were having an orgy at the time of the incident, the last thing heard on the voice recorder was F..., F..., F...

[Steve]

whaats seven inches long and sits on a florida beach..........

shuttle*****......sorry im pissd after a terrrible 3 weeks

anyway i thought NASA stood for....not another seven astronaughts

dam shuttle ***** supposed to but wont. say........ shuttle*****

i cannot belive that ***** and ***** are banned words............... how about shuttle jon tomas

somehow i kinda think the joke has lost its edge

***** me mat.. what the ***** are you trying to say?

[Mitch]

steve i was thinkin the same thing

wasnt sure i i was ****** tryin to make sense of that

[Monster-Mat]

ok the shuttle ***** ........

shuttlecock = the fethered ball thats knocked between players in badminton

ahahahahaha...managed to get it to say shuttlecock