Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[Einstein]

999,013

He who laughs last.... didn't get the joke..

[peter026]

999,012

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

[sparkystav]

999,011

[peter026]

999,010

"Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied 'There's no (h)arm in it' "

[sparkystav]

999,009

[Unregistered_User]

999,008

[sparkystav]

999,007

Bond...... James Bond

[Unregistered_User]

999,006

James Bond, minus one.

[sparkystav]

999,005

Was 006 not Sean Bean in Goldeneye?

[Rogue]

999,004

[Unregistered_User]

999,003

[Einstein]

999,002

[Unregistered_User]

999,001

[sparkystav]

999,000

Yippee!! though it went wrong somewhere if this is post 1014?!

[peter026]

998,999

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

[sparkystav]

998,998

[peter026]

998,997

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

[sparkystav]

998,996

[peter026]

998,995

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

[sparkystav]

998,994

[P4UL T]

998,993

[sparkystav]

998,992

[peter026]

998,991

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."

[sparkystav]

998,990

[peter026]

998,989

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"