A Little Story

Bazza-old · September 4, 2003

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you,

I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,

and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations,

you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference,

so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,

and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone,

I searched for you but to no avail,

only the sheets bore witness to last nights events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...You damn mosquito.

ColinBarber · September 4, 2003

:D :D :D

Mr-Lex · September 4, 2003

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...You damn mosquito.

lucky you...for me it was me missus :P

(I'll get my coat...)

ifraz · September 4, 2003

Wasn't the ending I was expecting.....very funny

Loz · September 4, 2003

funny... I used poetry to seduce the big bottomed blonde in an SLK to only use one parking space so I could park next to her. SHe followed me round asda lke a lap dog...

All I said after she had moved her car and I had drawn up beside her was:

"You see its true, nothing flows quite so beautifully as the milk of human kindness"

and in her VERY broad yorkshire accent she swooned and said, "ooo Fank yoo. how poetic!" with a girly blonde titter....

Still, she'd have got it from behind