Marriage Test

[NickE]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went to the front door. I opened the door and ran straight towards my car.

Outside I ran straight into my future father-in-law who had been waiting for me on the path. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are so happy. We did this as a test of your devotion to our eldest, and now you have passed that test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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always keep your condoms in your car.!

[Loz]

died laughing and sending this from the grave!

:zee:

[jac114]

thats wicked

oh so funny

[phunt]

ROTFLMFAO

Was any1 else thinking while reading this "wow this guys really pouring his heart out"?

[Millstone]

Had me thinking it was some poor guy at first, ribs hurt now form laughing so much

Rest of office is now rolling around the floor as well

[Wosket]

PMSL!!!!!!! now theres one for the pub tonight :P

[Fidgits]

Wouldn't be a problem for me...

I've seen my g/f' sister

[vince-com]

LOL

[Loz]

Question:

When your father in law to be hugged you. was he not concerned about the dangers of you running with a Canoe in your pocket??

That got me just at the right time in the right mood. I couldn't have asked for a better friday joke. THANK YOU! ;)