It’s been chaos round here tonight, with a non stop stream of kids asking “trick or treat?”. Being a community minded chap who has locked his Lexus safely away in the garage, I’ve got a basket of fun size chocolate bars ready, and most of the groups kids have been very polite, taken one each and said thanks. Not, however, my most recent caller. She was about 7, accompanied by (presumably) here father. On being offered the basket, she grabbed two large handfuls of chocolate bars, at which point I suggested that one would be quite sufficient and she ought to put the rest back. Father then intervened and said “why should she? You can afford it, living in a posh house like this” and promptly dragged his little darling off down my drive.
Bah, humbug!