Ha, my 25+ year old G has never broken down....well, apart from the time it needed a new water pump and skim....oh, and when the heater went on fire....and when the brakes wouldn't work...and when it kept cutting out !!!!!
Seriously though, for it's age it's a cracker now that all the gremlins and previous lack of care have been sorted.
Still haven't got the TT fitted though. It was with my technie for 3 months before he finally decided he didn't have enough time. Says he'll do it October, fingers crossed.