SteveL

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather interior, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day madame, how may i help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers "Madame, i'm afraid i can't say......if you farted just touching it.........you're gonna s*** yourself when i tell you the price" :P

About 700 quid The joys of South Yorkshire

Slightly but did anyone see traffic cops the other night (think it was a repeat) Ultra high tech vans operating in South Yorkshire - normal white vans marked up as 'Safety Camera Partnership', not mentioning police or anything. Hold the record for catching speeders - issued 260 tickets in 2 hours! That's one every 30seconds! And these things aren't revenue making????? My **** And the bloke using the camera has 3 points for doing 72 in a 60 zone. Hmmmm pot, kettle, black?

Can see this turning into a northern boys vs southern boys location scrap! If it was held there it's ideal for me. Could probably accomodate a few of you southerners too if needed. :)

Sheer brilliance :D :D

Do you think you'll offer a fitting service for numpties like me?!

And it doesn't work any more!

It's a little game advertising some new film called 'the butterfly effect' Need to use the cursor keys to move your ball through some rings. I'm too heavy handed, keep setting off the 'butterly effect' :P

Just a little something to keep you all amused Guide your ball out of the chaos grid And if you're really good at it, you could win some stuff :)

Stu, just had a quick google search and found this place. I know its for an IS300, but shows that caps for them are out there reservoir caps

Shouldn't that be 'petosd saveerl tmeis the oehtr mnoth' :D

These are the 3 engine bays i got my mate to get pics of: 1. 2. 3.

Stu, thanks for the info. Don't think i saw your engine bay on Sunday, pretty sure your bonnet wasn't up when i was around there. I got my mate to take me some pics of Dave Ellen's, Dobedo's, and a plat ice with red covers (not sure who's car!) so i would know exactly which covers to do! Would be grateful if you'd e-mail me your pics too when you have them, i'll drop you a PM in a minute. :)

Had a great day at Gaydon, and after seeing some of the great engines, i've decided i want a piece of the action. I loved the coloured covers on some of the cars, like THIS ONE and i fancy having a crack at this. Can any of you guys who've done this give me some pointers on the products and processes you used to achieve the effect? :)

Certainly a lovely car, but can't help but be drawn to the beautiful blue IS200 parked next to it. Wonder who's that could be Was my first meeting, and must admit to lurking somewhat in the background yesterday! Enjoyed the day immensly. Saw some stunning cars, engines and sound systems All in all, i think the next few years could be expensive after seeing some of those cars yesterday. I want it all, and i want it now!

I'm sure i read about this brave man. If i remember, didn't he work tirelessly for a charity related to the illness he had? And didn't he sadly die on his way home from a charity event he had attended, even though he was in immense pain? The bravery and strength of some people is nothing short of amazing.

I've got this one. Had it since about october time Generally a good phone, but has a habit of turning itself off on occasion whilst messaging though.

I was gonna say, according to the introductions thread Karlos (half way down) says he works for a transportation company. Doesn't go into much detail but thought it may be worth pointing out :)

And to think my next door neighbour wants to swap her is200 for a freelander. All because the lex is a bit pants in the snow. She must be mad! :eerrrmm:

Fine with me :)

I'll be there! Meet up with you guys somewhere around Jct36

Mine's covered in scratches and somewhat tarnished, probably from a little too much ring action :P Anyone have any idea how much a nice shiny replacement costs?

What about Monaco GP: For those with more money than me! :o :o :o

PM'ed you my number. Cheers mate :)

Now i've finally got myself sorted, I think I'll tag myself onto this one. Thing is, I'll be joining M1 at Jct 36. No point me heading 3 junctions up to come back down! So, is there any chance one of you could ring me when you are leaving Wooley Edge? The time it takes for you from Wooley Edge to Jct36 should be about same as for me from my mates house to Jct36 :P