Another Joke

[Niraj]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the

other and says: "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home

after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get

to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take

my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get

undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my

leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL

wakes up, and she yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says: "Well, you're obviously taking the

wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up

the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,

throw my shoes in

the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on

the ***** and shout, 'WHO'S HORNY?!' and she acts like she's sound

asleep. It works every time."

[Fidgits]

I like it!

[lexus boy]

lol quality

[MacRS200]

Def improving with age mate, I liked that one

[terdancam]

and so, so true..............

[Adie]

Congratulations mate. That one was funny :P

[Niraj]

Cheers dudes :D I like to entertain :zee:

[Wosket]

nice one

[peter026]

I like

[Mr Morse]

Ere's a quicky:

What's the difference between your ***** and your bonus?

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It's easy to get your wife to blow your bonus :P

[eXOBeX]

at Niraj

at Mr Morse