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[Red]

> HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

>

> To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be :

>

> 1. a friend

> 2. a companion

> 3. a lover

> 4. a brother

> 5. a father figure

> 6. a teacher

> 7. an educator

> 8. a cook

> 9. a gardener

> 10. a carpenter

> 11. a driver

> 12. an engineer

> 13. a mechanic

> 14. an interior decorator

> 15. a stylist

> 16. a s*x therapist

> 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

> 18. a psychologist

> 19. a psychiatrist

> 20. a therapist

> 21. a good father

> 22. a gentleman

> 23. well organized

> 24. tidy

> 25. very clean

> 26. athletic

> 27. affectionate

> 28. affable

> 29. attentive

> 30. ambitious

> 31. amenable

> 32. articulate

> 33. bold

> 34. brave

> 35. creative

> 36. courageous

> 37. complimentary (esp. about her figure)

> 38. capable

> 39. decisive

> 40. intelligent

> 41. imaginative

> 42. interesting

> 43. prudent

> 44. patient

> 45. polite

> 46. passionate

> 47. respectful

> 48. sweet

> 49. strong

> 50. skilful

> 51. supportive

> 52. sympathetic

> 53. tolerant

> 54. understanding

> 55. someone who loves shopping, helps make good decisions about

> her clothes, and prevents bad decisions diplomatically.

> 56. someone who doesn't make problems

> 57. someone who never looks at other women

> 58. very rich (surely this should come earlier...)

>

> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

>

> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with

> them than with her.

> 61. allow her to have her space, but show interest and concern in

> where she goes.

>

> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

>

> 62. Not forget the dates of:

> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

> * graduation

> * birthday

> * menstruation

>

> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,

> you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could

> one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life

> with you and run off with the first wild

> b*stard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets, who behaves like a

> b*****d, but makes her feel real...

>

> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

>

> 1. Sh*g him now and again

[Mojo]

:lol:

[Jimmy Ten Toes]

Originally posted by Red

>

> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

>

Turn up naked...........bring food!

:o

[Mojo]

and beer!

[Claire G]

And car magazines.....well, works for my husband

[Red]

here was me thinking women had it easy but this is getting a bit technical now....so naked..food...beer...car mag's...thats a lot for a bird to remember..especially if she is blonde!

[Jimmy Ten Toes]

Originally posted by Red

here was me thinking women had it easy but this is getting a bit technical now....so naked..food...beer...car mag's...thats a lot for a bird to remember..especially if she is blonde!

OK, I think we can lose the car mags, food optional, beer - well thats essential obviously, Naked..........s'pose

[Mitch]

for me ladies can come wit the clothes on they dnt stay on any way. forget the food and beers and car mags

[Steven]

yak... kinda creepy

[shieldnj]

To right Steve..

[Mitch]

whats creepy

[superchargedmorph]

Well what can I say, I am a massage therapist, when they hear that and I tell them I can massage your passage woof woof, putty in my hands, but thats as far as it goes as I am happy with my other half and 3 kids. Treat people with the care you would like and you will be rewarded.

A lady should be made to feel special every day and then your life will be special.