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Noel · July 12, 2007

Generally i don't even bother to read this rubbish ( latest in a line of ***** emails)..... but for ***** sake who is this guy trying to kid and is there actually people out there thick enough to believe this poop....?

UNITED NATIONS FUNDS CLEARANCE AUTHORITY

INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE & CERTIFICATION DEPT.

125 HOLMEAD RD, PADDINGTON,Â SW6 2JD

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

FROM: MR. BRIAN SMITH

CHAIRMAN; United Nations Funds Clearance Authority (UNFCA).

TOP URGENT ATTENTION OF: Sir

BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF: US$12.5million

REALISTIC SUCCESS ON THE RELEASE OF YOUR US$12.5million

The United Nations Funds' Clearance Authority (UNFCA) hereby write to

inform you that everything is officially SET towards ensuring the

perfect

remittance of your approved amount of US$12.5million Our utmost

priority

is to ensure maximum security of your Funds' remittance and also to

protect the movement of the US$12.5million perfecting its movement

successfully into your own nominated bank account in USA.

It has official come to our notice that wrong people are contacting you

from Access Bank, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and also from a Fake

Bank

in Houston, Texas, USA. We have Petitioned all the fraudulent and

faceless

hoodlums that have been posing themselves with bogus impersonations and

trying to extort money from you.

This UNFCA (United Nations Funds Clearance Authority) are presently in

the

CRUSADE of redeeming many people from several countris (expecially

Americans) from the clutches of evil peoples, deceivers and fraudsters

that the devil is presently using to poison the joy of honest men

abroad.

I wonder why people should be used by satan to defraud innocent

gentlemen

and confuse/ divert their contract payments at last. We have received

so

many petitioned in this UNFCA Office to that effect and the

Disciplinary

Department of UNFCA are presently tracing the hide-outs of the

culprits.

We hereby assure you that the favour of *** have located your Payment

Approved File and you shall NO MORE fall into the evil net of fradulent

people. If you are christian, I want you to read this portion from the

Holy Bible (Isaiah chapter 44 verse 25 and Book of Job chapter 5 verse

12). I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers,

we

must apprehend and prosecute them accordingly. *** will surely

disappoint

their evil desires because we have come to deliver you from their

devilish

hands. And, this UNFCA Office must also ensure that your approved

amount

of US$12.5million shall reach your bank account in USA within the next

three working days. Your constant communication is Important.

You can also send all your contact and banking information to this

Office via email. Make sure to also send your Proof of Indentification

which can either be your International Passport OR Drivers Licence as

that will prove to this Office that we are dealing with the actual

(Sir)

whose name appears clearly in our Payment Allocation File as the

entitled

bonafide beneficiary of US$12 .5million.

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PAY ANY MONEY TO ANYBODY UNLESS CLEARED AND

CONFIRMED

FROM THIS UNFCA OFFICE. BE WARDED!!!

Congratulations for magnificient success. Awaiting your fastest reply

today.

Yours Faithfully,

MR. BRIAN SMITH

:duh:

Edited July 12, 2007 by janey
swearing/eluding profanity filter

SIMMOIS200SE · July 12, 2007

Most American's probally would believe it.

Rikos · July 12, 2007

Most American's probally would believe it.

Thats true

MacRS200 · July 12, 2007

I just reply giving the ex-wife's account details

Rob · July 12, 2007

try do a trace its prob from nigeria

kam05 · July 12, 2007

I just reply giving the ex-wife's account details

Like your style

Sagitar · July 12, 2007

BE WARDED!!!

Yea, you would need to be. "Psychiatric warded" if you took any notice of that stuff.

From the number of them that circulate, I suppose some of them must work, but given the abysmal English, it's difficult to imagine anyone being taken in.