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Swine Flu Cure


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I hear from a doctor friend that the couple with swine flu in Monklands Hospital were told that they were being put on a special diet of pizzas and pancakes. They asked the staff if this would help them get better, but were told "No, but it's the only thing we can slide under the door!"

Contrary to what's been suggested, oinkment won't work for Mexican swine flu. You will need juantibiotics!

Bored while commuting to by train or bus? Phone a friend and loudly tell them what a wonderful time you had in Mexico, .......then sneeze!

A man claimed his wife phoned him to say she was almost out of petrol but was afraid to go into the garage because of swine flu.

"It started in Mexico, not Texaco!!" he yelled back at her.

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I hear from a doctor friend that the couple with swine flu in Monklands Hospital were told that they were being put on a special diet of pizzas and pancakes. They asked the staff if this would help them get better, but were told "No, but it's the only thing we can slide under the door!"

Contrary to what's been suggested, oinkment won't work for Mexican swine flu. You will need juantibiotics!

Bored while commuting to by train or bus? Phone a friend and loudly tell them what a wonderful time you had in Mexico, .......then sneeze!

A man claimed his wife phoned him to say she was almost out of petrol but was afraid to go into the garage because of swine flu.

"It started in Mexico, not Texaco!!" he yelled back at her.

I phoned NHS help line but all i got was crackling on the line

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