SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows; You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FACISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.
EUROPEAN BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other,
and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have 2 cows; You sell one and buy a bull. Your Herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce the
milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows: You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an
ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a
Clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You
count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again
and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
bottle of Vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high Bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who
reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have 2 cows. Both are mad.