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  1. It's amazing how their site has grown, while continually collecting data from all over the NET. 100Terabytes in 2001, growing by 12Tb every month. Imagine how much data they hava collected by now
  2. ahem "fuzzy feeling" surely i've misunderstood?!
  3. unconfirmed reports state the lorry driver may have been under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident took place. police are still looking for any form of evidence....
  4. nothing better than the feeling of helping another person :D survey done :zee:
  5. another saying "beer today, gone tomorrow" LOL
  6. Hey mate, Firstly you'll need to unhide all hidden objects. (Tools > Folder Options > View Tab > Show hidden files and folders) Then take a copy of that folder and paste it into the same directory (Documents & Settings). Rename the folder to "temp_profile". Right click on My Computer, and select Properties. Inside of the System Properties sheet, select the "Computer Name" tab. Click the Change... button. Select the domain radio button, and type in your existing domain to which it will be joining. (You will be asked for a Domain Administrators username and password at this stage) Enter these details and continue. Do a system reboot. Ensure that the user of the laptop has got an active account on your domain. Login as the user, using the username and password assigned to it, by the domain administrator on your domain. This will install a new profile for you under this users name. Once everything has loaded, log out again, and log in as the Local Admin. Go to "C:\Documents & Settings\" Here you will see a new profile with the new users name. Rename this to "joebloggs_2" or whatever you wish. Rename the existing folder "temp_profile" to match the original name of the folder changed in the previous step. Log back in as the correct user on your domain, and you will find all the settings restored, and now available on the existing domain. :)
  7. As the saying goes... "no use crying over spilt beer"
  8. Ill warn u all from now I am not known for my sense of humour But I found this funny Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. The medical director learned of Mary's heroic act. He immediately wrote orders for her discharge from the hospital. He considered her mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news. He said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're going to be discharged. You jumped into the pool and saved the life of another patient. I believe you've regained your full mental capacity and you are able to function normally in society. Here are your discharge papers. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the belt to his bathrobe. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry."
  9. hahahahaha those innocent jokes always get me
  10. awwwww, my lovely friends of LOC , please dont hate me! LOL. The post was all in the name of jest :D I dont really love monkey's, well (not anymore) they all died! I'm off to write some more interesting pieces of literature
  11. Happy Birthday dude... i bought you birthday present... a monkey, but it probably died in the post... please accept delivery when DHL get there
  12. Hehehahaha, i'm only 22, i'm still a child methinks. Shall we start with my childhood from this morning? :P
  13. geez! read it through, it'll make you laugh!
  14. I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for 20p a piece. I thought it was pretty odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car not a lexus but still big. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys :D
  15. hahaha, did he make that himself?
  16. to log onto the laptop on your new domain, using an old account. you will need to disconnect the machine from the network point, so it does not have access to authentication off the domain controllers. you should then be able to log in under the original account "firstname.surname" or whatever the username was... without the @domain.com bit. if this is still not accessible, you will have to log in as the "local domain" administrator, save off the profile, files, and settings. Then reassign the old profile to your new users account, on the new domain. Profile can be found on C:\Documents & Settings\USERNAME (sorry if this is very hazy, but i'm on the phone, and doing tech support for my own staff at the moment)
  17. Just realised that MSN7 was launched last week April 7th... why did nobody tell me!
  18. heard about the M4 cameras on the news this morning. What a :tsktsk: ! I hated the fact when they were doing "road maintenance" between Jct4 and Jct5 of the M1 they had those "dummy" cameras, with warnings of speed cameras. How the hell am i supposed to do 40mph, on a 3 lane motorway?! The road has since been cleared up, and the signs been removed. But WHY oh WHY have Cameras on the motorway?! Does anybody have any statistics on road traffic accidents on Motorways, as compared to built-up areas? I'd be interested to know the facts and logic!
  19. hahaha, i've been waiting ages for version 7 to go official. Everyone around me, was using the BETA version, and i just HATE beta software, unless i'm the one who designed it. LOL. MSN7 looking good so far. Thumbs up for Micro$oft!
  20. This game is cool. I got 11.979 on my 3rd go, but only ranked 546 in the world. Will have to try this a bit later when i have more time. :)
  21. Thanks everyone, now i know what to keep my eye open for, when i see them on the road. Looking at the specs, why would anyone buy an S? Is there a huge price difference? Also did the SE ever come with LSD? and how important or much of an improvement do you get from having it? Excellent replies guys, by the way.
  22. Right I have no idea, how many models and trim codes there are for the IS200, but can anyone clearly with confidence clarify how to distinguish between all of them? List the differences or comparisons one should make, to figure out what the car is, without looking in the log book? I'm referring to stuff like the rear tinted windows on the sport. Gearboxes? Wheel sizes? Lights? Body? The slight differences that Lexus have made from the factory to distinguish the different models on the market. :)
  23. i thought you said you tried that already
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