Ryans Duvet And A Jamaican Pimp Gangsta

[Steve]

It was all about a duvet.. Ryans duvet in fact.. it was In sorted Avensis's car (no they were not sleeping together )

Anyway.. i had this phone call from this jamaican guy with a Fro as is the master pimpster

This was the message i recorded from my phone

Click here to listen

i nearly crashed laughing!

can you guess who it is?

[ifraz]

The file name gives it away.

Nice one Loz :winky: :zee:

[Steve]

i was sipping my coffee when i checked the thread and laughed so hard the coffee went everywhere... everytime i think of it i cannot stop giggling! :D

[JOHNNY-BOY]

That is one classic message, the master :zee: has spoken

[Loz]

Its my duty, to please that booty!

:zee:

*Translation*

I am happy to amuse you.

[Steve]

caption what loz is saying here

[Loz]

Caption comp.

"What do you mean, you found more power in your Granny used Tampon?"

[Steve]

thats a well dodgy pic there loz.. i think you need a red pool ball in your mouth with that bloke behind you ;) :P

Where's Zed! (Z)

[TonyGoose]

thats a well dodgy pic there loz.. i think you need a red pool ball in your mouth with that bloke behind you ;) :P

Where's Zed! (Z)

Watch what you say there mate ...

Looks like someones smooching your butt too if i'm not mistaken :yack:

[rhaines]

This one has 600Bhp as well ?

[Steve]

my goodness.. and I am squeezing a face too.... its happening all over the place!

gods of the show! :P

[Loz]

thats a well dodgy pic there loz.. i think you need a red pool ball in your mouth with that bloke behind you ;) :P

Where's Zed! (Z)

What does Marcellus Wallis look like?

....then why did you try and fu*k him like a bitch Brad!?

YES YOU DID!!!

The path of the.... :zee:

[ifraz]

thats a well dodgy pic there loz.. i think you need a red pool ball in your mouth with that bloke behind you  ;)  :P

Where's Zed! (Z)

Watch what you say there mate ...

Looks like someones smooching your butt too if i'm not mistaken :yack:

[UltraViolet]

Put this window back down!!! I'm getting decapitated ...... the car has already claimed one head - look - Steve's head sat on the roof near the Sunroof!

[Mitch]

LOL

loz u should of bargained wit ryan so he can get his "security blanket" back, could of made some hefty cash out of him or maybe not! LOL

:zee:

[Mitch]

caption what loz is saying here

loz sticks head tru the window, kisses teeth and says " bombo-clat were the hoes at?"

(sorry best i could think of due too tiredness) well thats my excuse and im stickin to it

[Steve]

caption what loz is saying here

Loz says "Ef yuh choble him 'im me a-go hit yuh"

or did he say

"Missa Brown mi see tree bwoy up inna you mango tree"

or it could be

"Im jook mi inna mi yeye"

respek bombo clat!

[Loz]

Shyt Steve!

I'm Black and even I cant translate that!!! time for bed. er I mean Weed er.... I mean Malt liquor!

hey, My name's Dre, Can I blaze some Chronic wit' you?

Aiight, Peace Mother Fu<ker!

Loz :zee:

[Mitch]

Shyt Steve!

I'm Black and even I cant translate that!!! time for bed. er I mean Weed er.... I mean Malt liquor!

hey, My name's Dre, Can I blaze some Chronic wit' you?

Aiight, Peace Mother Fu<ker!

Loz :zee:

LOL