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What about those lovely, considerate peeps who rip up the outside of you while you patiently queue at a 3 lanes into 2, coned-off section, you having already observed the "roadworks in 400yds" sign some, ah hum, 400yds earlier? Always end up nearly running up the back of someone trying to stop some t**t who so desperately needed to make up 50yds on what was probably a 100 mile journey. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :arrrggg-matey:

Hmmmm, O.k. then, when he's having coffee rubbed on his car at the valeters (if there is such a word) I've got an insider at KFC who could also keep dixie.

Steve, nice work with Jaybo's avatar. Any chance you could do something with Matt M's goggly eyes when he's gone to bed?????

Back to Star Wars, just watched it and nearly pished myself! Brilliant. Some people have far too much time on their hands.........

Agree with Brian. I also have a degree of knowledge in this area, and I belive you have been left-shouldered. Although 'damage only accidents' are now classed as 'non-recordable' to the police, this is only if details are exchanged and there are no injuries/offences involved (i.e. due care) This driver has failed to exchange details, and the accident is therefore deemed as a fail-to-stop, which IS recordable, and needs to be reported. He has already (allegedly)commited an offence of driving without due care & attention, from what you have described, which would also make it reportable. The police are therefore obliged to report and investigate this matter. I would suggest that you re-attend the police station and ask to see the duty inspector to complain about these facts, and have the matter re-addressed. If you have the registered number, there is a blatant Neglect of Duty on behalf of whoever you reported this to. (civilian employee or police)

I like the bit about "Theives will only see the stock sat nav system and walk straight by", Obviously not originating from Liverpool! (like my good self, before I'm accused of some sort of racism)

Found them (2), both o.k., looking like control unit is goosed. Next d.i.y. project pencilled in.............

Is anybody able to tell me where I might find a fuse/relay etc. for my alarm? It seems to have fallen out with the remote control, as both are no longer speaking. Swapped batteries and tried the spare, no joy.

Yes, We like that even better!!! :o :o :o

I've already washed mine in January. I'll have to give it a go in July.................. B) Must admit though mate, I think I prefer the Matt M 'chilling-out-while-lackies-sweat' method. Hence the infrequency of my own valet jobs!

Oh yes, We like that. We like that a lot!

Matt, 1) Is this coffee better than autoglym & Mer?? 2) Does it not leave brown stains? 3) Does de-caff scratch less? 4) Would you recommend Gold Blend for the callipers?

Got round to removing rear bumper this afternoon, and finally fitted my Easyfit reversing sensors. Total of 18 bolts in all holding it on, and removal of the small rear section of the wheel arch lining (2x screws) required to do the job. I've took some photos and will post another article in the workshop section, should anybody be contemplating bumper removal/sensors etc. Sensors work great, chuffed to bits with it so far. Complete job took about 4 hours.

:D LOL You need to get out more!! How did you clock that??

TR7/8ths? Coming on though mate, have you got a motor for it? Take it you'll be using the V8?

Liverpool in Europe? Ha, infidel pig baskets. They are nowhere near europe. May your adidas sambas burn your feet to the depths of St. Helens, you pig dogs.

Wouldn't mind trying to get over myself, but may be over in N/Ireland that weekend. Will play it by ear. Do we require tickets etc.??? steve J.

Yes, it's the pre-Operation Iraqi Freedom Saddam Hussein Look-a-like briefing..............

Bright yellow coats behind tripods on motorway bridges and blind bends normally works for me.

It's not a wig!!

Have you been parking this in Birkenhead??

Still got our matching my white ones from the wedding..............

Much obliged for your help mate. Might as well have a gentle look then.......... Many thanks

Paul, sorry to mither you about this, but better safe than sorry. I have two sensors that I plan to put near to/aroud the number plate area. Am I right in presuming that this should be clear? Also, how much clearance is there between the large metal bar and the actual bumper, and is the space filled with polystyrene etc? Cheers steve J.

Hello John, See you're in Chester. I know of a small wheel & tyre firm in Wigan who do wheel re-furbs. These might be nearer for you. They are called Pemberton Tyres, and are in a small village/town called Pemberton in Wigan. They are only about a mile from M6 motorway. Not sure the junction number, but it is the Orrell interchange. They are in the phonebook & Thompsons Local, so should be able to give you a rough price over the phone. Steve J.