Tuesday Teaser

[Niraj]

Definition of Ugly???

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

[munch]

nasty

[Chris Skelton]

Definition of Ugly???

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

A bit sexist really/

Thought this stuff was banned on here?

How about putting 'An ugly PERSON' walked in etc....because there are quite a few ugly MEN around too, as well as ugly joke tellers (take THAT one which ever way you like!)

[Niraj]

lol

:( do you guys think i'm ugly :(

[TheDon]

i thought it was funny, why should we ban it becuase its funny? or because its true!

[Noel]

Definition of Ugly???

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

A bit sexist really/

Thought this stuff was banned on here?

How about putting 'An ugly PERSON' walked in etc....because there are quite a few ugly MEN around too, as well as ugly joke tellers (take THAT one which ever way you like!)

Are you an ANGRY PERSON why the big font all the time ??? ....just asking....please don't kill me

[MacRS200]

Fair question that Noel :D

[peter026]

Definition of Ugly???

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

Getting better Niraj :D :D

[spikes]

just brilliant

[LennyLexus]

great but maybe it should have been reserved for GOLD?

[Mr Morse]

Who cares about political correctness? It's all hypocrisy anyway....

It's OK for a black guy to call another black guy n****r but not for a white guy?

It's OK for a dyke to call her girlfriend a bitch...but no one else?

Does all this crap make us love each other more? I sincerely doubt it :duh:

[Lex-aholic]

Good joke Niraj - lovin' it

[Pip]

Take no notice, i thought it was funny. :D Its getting beyond the joke all this political correctness. This board was becoming the epitome of it too until the mods have backed off. ;)

Now get eddiea1 to start a thread..lol!

[Lex-aholic]

Take no notice, i thought it was funny. :D Its getting beyond the joke all this political correctness. This board was becoming the epitome of it too until the mods have backed off. ;)

Now get eddiea1 to start a thread..lol!

The thing is there ARE alot of ugly women out there, just as there are ugly blokes - it' just a fact.

But as there was no picture of anybody I don't feel this joke is a problem as it's not pointed to anybody in particular.

If it makes people feel better, it was an ugly FAMILY

Maybe there is something wrong with aiming this joke towards 7 and 9 year olds as well ?!??!?