Crooks And More Crooks

[Steve]

My Mate contacts me today

He owns an escort van which he needs for his work.. The van is in very good nick

Anyway... A few months back he had his back doors nicked.. so he came out to find the back doors were completly gone.

He replaced the doors with brand new set and even had to buy all the internals and windows of the back doors.. was not cheap. (could not claim on insurance as he needs his NCB)

This morning he came outside his front door and found out that someone had pinched

* Both rear doors

* Front Doors

* Bonnet

* Engine parts

He lives in a posh area and is quiet... can you beleive his luck!

Told him to buy a jap van next time!

[norkep]

you what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are some weird people out there.

[Chris.S]

Be alright in summer though, won't need aircon

[GRiM]

Sorry to hear about your mates car.

But the words "fit one" and "Alarm" come to mind.

[Steve]

well.. i am going for an indian tonight (food GRiM) with him and then go and see the damage myself.. will say "you should have stuck an alarm in it " and see his reaction! :D

[Monster-Mat]

if you say that steve.........

can see you ending up wearing an Onion bhaji

[Steve]

yummy!

if he is paying for it I will insult him all the way through the meal... just sit there with my mouth open!

[Monster-Mat]

most will end up on your shirt :)

[GRiM]

well.. i am going for an indian tonight (food GRiM) with him and then go and see the damage myself..

Bah, <_< My mouse had already drifted over the

icon before I'd even reached the (food GRiM) bit.....

There goes my Cowboys & Indians joke.... :P

[peter-flint]

You only have to mention Steves name and all doors are open, all barriers removed :P

[UKPulse]

Better to get a rotweiler and let it sleep in the back of his van... ;)