Parking To Close

[djanderso]

Maybe Loz was that guy that ordered the pizza in the US, then attached a bomb to the delivery guys neck! ;)

[Wosket]

shooting people, yes i like that idea, shall we orchestrate some LOC gangland murders of ****s who couldnt care less?

disabled bays are good as well, nice n wide, but only if there's plenty of spare disabled bays

[GaryC]

Last night driving home I got to the slip road to get off the motorway and a P reg BMW 7 series (debadged of course which means it's the base model 728i) flew up my *****, undertook me on the slip road and then cut in front of me with only a few feet to spare before stopping at the lights. I nearly got out and smacked the dangerous bstard. Silly thing was he was driving a P reg BMW ! What statement was he trying to make ? "Hey I'm just showing you that I have an inferior, older, cheaper car than yours". What an idiot. I wish I had an illuminated sign which read...."Give me your car and £15,000 and you can have mine".

[MAC_600]

If I had a pound for everytime someone through a fag out the window on the motorway that hit my car or stuck n the grill making it smell....

You want to try it on a motorbike - a lit fag end thrown out of a car has a good chance of landing on you and ending up burning a hole in the bike seat or your crotch :duh:

[UltraViolet]

And i carry a nice sharp nail with me and *** forbid i see a ding and paint from the next car. I will scratch his/her paint. I know it sounds nasty, but sometimes you just have to give people a costly lesson before they learn.

This is wrong!!! If you have a ding - chances are the person who did it has left - you are then damaging the innocent person who parked there afterwards.

Scratching another car does not remove your ding - get caught on camera and you could be facing a criminal damages action!

Now Loz's actions - entirly reasonable!

I must say - people throwing litter out is a real hate of mine!! And the dings - I have NEVER opened my door into anyone's car - I always have my fingers between my door and the car if in a tight space ...... yet I've had damage done too. Why? As has been said - selfish and ignorant people - some jealous, some ingorant, some brain dead.

Don't assume the old cars are the worst either - I drove beaters for years until I could afford better - still never opened my door into anyone - one day I came to my car and some oick was putting kids into the back seat - with the door LEANING on my car - I obviously told them to get their door off my car - and who on earth did they think they were damaging someone else's property - I got such a withering look and some comment about it only being an old Fiesta "Yes .... it is an old Fiesta - but it is MY old Fiesta and you have no right to damage it you fat, sad pretentious cretin"

I've calmed down as I got older.

[vince-com]

Parking this morning my scooter at my office, a guy in a Yaris just asked me :

"Hello, it's you who own various vehicles"

"Yes, just lost my cloking device"

"And the Lexus, how it is? because I'm seriously thinking about having one"

"Go for it, you won't regret it"

In a few another Lexus :D

[Claire G]

Some people seem to assume that as you have a Lexus you can afford to fix the damage. I've had a couple of scratches left by f**** wits and my car was badly vandalised where I used to live. I guess that's because it stuck out like a sore thumb from all the banged up escorts and XR3i's.

[Hawk Man]

We need someone to source/invent Lexus shaped parking bags that you could keep in the boot and then just throw over the car when parked up. They would need to be made of a tough but light canvas type material.