Remember The Dukes Of Hazzard

[Chris.S]

Well its back this summer at a cinema near you

Action/Adventure and Comedy

Set in present day, the story follows the adventures of "good old boy" cousins, Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke, who with the help of their eye-catching cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and moonshine running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), try and save the family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County's corrupt commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Their efforts constantly find the "Duke Boys" eluding authorities in "The General Lee," their famed 1969 orange Dodge Charger that keeps them one step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small southern town's Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (M.C. Gainey).

Release Date: August 5th, 2005 (wide).

MPAA Rating: Not Rated

Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures

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[legendswraith]

i remember the original daisy duke in her denim hotpants with great affection bet shes in her 50s now

[Chris.S]

i remember the original daisy duke in her denim hotpants with great affection  bet shes in her 50s now 

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Believe me she looks nowhere near the same, the years aint been kind to Catherine Bach

[Tony-Bones]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Dodge grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "duck billed Dodge" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

Just a "back in time" laugh of what we loved...didn't we!

[legendswraith]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Mustang grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "buck billed Mustang" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post   "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

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should be a laugh anyway the starsky and hutch one was (momma said i wasn't man enough for a V8 )

[Chris.S]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Mustang grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "buck billed Mustang" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post   "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

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I'm completely lost :duh:

[Monster-Mat]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Mustang grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "buck billed Mustang" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post   "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

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I'm completely lost :duh:

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[lexus boy]

its a quote

i cant wait to see the film, and jessica simpson yum!

[legendswraith]

its a quote

i cant wait to see the film, and jessica simpson yum!

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whos playing rosco pekoe's dog :D

[norkep]

Looks quiet good, will never be as good as the orginal though. Daisy D

[Bazza]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Mustang grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "buck billed Mustang" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post   "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

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I'm completely lost :duh:

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i think what tony is trying to say is that he would like to fiddle with daisy`s geometry settings

[legendswraith]

Just a "hunch" but have you done some research on this subject . if i remember correctly the "Dukes" invented "memory metal" with the first car detected on radar, landing on it nose sending a Mustang grill logo into space via the exhaust, with Luke asking Duke "does my n*ts look big in these jeans" then on landing via some unexplained creater the car appears still with the valaters buffer on the bonnet, and suddenly the "buck billed Mustang" straighter than the wifes index finger after a night on the p*ss appears.

All arial positions conciderd theorectical.

No animals where hurt in this post   "must" "moose" poxy abbreviation, sorry Mrs hogg about the "moose" in the pool.

Sorry also to Billy joe from "buffs are us" for the axle hitting you in the bucket.

Looking forward to the movie :D

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I'm completely lost :duh:

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i think what tony is trying to say is that he would like to fiddle with daisy`s geometry settings

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what her camel toe in (sorry it was too hard to resist)

[squarehead]

And Johnny Knoxville will probably do his own stunts !!!!! OMG!

[terdancam]

catherine bach has gone the way of Kirstie Alley and Kim Wilde.............

it was very upsetting to see her recently on that Sky One greatest tv cars proggy.

talk about crushing your childhood dreams and memories.

i will no doubt have the same feelings in a few years when kylie minogue changes for the worst

[legendswraith]

catherine bach has gone the way of Kirstie Alley and Kim Wilde.............

it was very upsetting to see her recently on that Sky One greatest tv cars proggy.

talk about crushing your childhood dreams and memories.

i will no doubt have the same feelings in a few years when kylie minogue changes for the worst      

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nooooooooooo don't crush my dreams

[chib1177]

my parents used to live directly accross the street in Florida from the guy who played Roscoe.P. Coltrane in the Dukes of Hazard.

When I went over to visit I use to see him most mornings driving around in his golf cart or cutting his lawn.

brought back childhood memories :D