Your "motto"

[Tony-Bones]

"Bad luck" ...... seems to hold many a "motto" i like this one :D

If there's such a thing as reincarnation knowing my "luck" i will come back as "ME"

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if karma is true i think i was ghengis khan in a previous life

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with a "broken" wooden bumper me thinks..

[Tony-Bones]

"Why" is it whenever you dial the "wrong" phone number there always ( IN )

[peter026]

"Why" is it whenever you dial the "wrong" phone number there always ( IN )

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So,So true :D

[MrADeveci]

the world is yours ............

[Tony-Bones]

the world is yours ............

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The "World" belongs to our children, we are just borrowing it.

[MrADeveci]

Well, I'm my parents kid, so it's mine ! ;)

[Tony-Bones]

Well, I'm my parents kid, so it's mine !  ;)

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Enjoy :D

[Mark D]

"It doesn't cost anything to be nice"

[Gandalf]

I have a few.....

"Do unto others as you antisipate they will do to you....... but do it FIRST!"

"If at first you don't succeed..... read the instructions"

"It take 37 different muscle to frown, but only 4 to reach out and smack you in the mouth"

"When all else fails, play dead"

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth, grab it with both hands, prise open it's mouth and have a damm good look down it's throat"

Heres one from work, "Non illegitimi carborundum est." - Don't let the b*stards grind you down.

And here's one of my wifes favourites....

"Whats mine is mine, what's yours is OURS!"

and finally this, not really a motto but oh so true....

"It is said that the great yellow emperor had intercourse with over twelve hundred women, and thereby became an immortal. Ordinary men have but one woman, and thats usually enough to kill them."

Here's a few funny State Motto's

[Tony-Bones]

As i said before there must be ?ions of "mottos" about "luck" good or bad :D :tsktsk:

In the pressent climit i think "good" luck has been privatized

[Bob King]

"If you want a job done properly...... do it yourself" ;)

[Adie]

Tempus Fugit............ latin for .............. Time flies

[Tony-Bones]

Tempus Fugit............        latin for .............. Time flies

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leads me to question:

1:How much will it cost.

2:Will it S**t on me.

Latin for "dumponus highapuss" :D

3: where have all these flies come from.

[Adie]

Tempus Fugit............        latin for .............. Time flies

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leads me to question:

1:How much will it cost.

2:Will it S**t on me.

Latin for "dumponus highapuss" :D

3: where have all these flies come from.

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1) Doesn't really cost alot, as no one wants it to.

2) Yes it normally always does

3) Not sure about that one unless no. 2) has occured

[Tony-Bones]

Tempus Fugit............        latin for .............. Time flies

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leads me to question:

1:How much will it cost.

2:Will it S**t on me.

Latin for "dumponus highapuss" :D

3: where have all these flies come from.

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1) Doesn't really cost alot, as no one wants it to.

2) Yes it normally always does

3) Not sure about that one unless no. 2) has occured

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:D i'm just glad cows can't fly, since with my "luck".... "motto" this will not be a good pat on the back :D

[Dave-Ellen]

Pile it high & sell it cheap

gets :zee: upset

[Tony-Bones]

Pile it high & sell it cheap 

gets  :zee: upset 

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"Why" is it people only ever want what you dont have in stock!!

[Tony-Bones]

Put your best step in front or life will trip you up.

[StainlessSteelRat]

There can be only one.

[PhoneDrome]

Ehhrmm... I have several mottos:

"Fremdgehen lohnt sich nur wenn man sich verbessert!"

Dunno how to translate this

What about this? --> "Wer nicht schluckt fliegt raus"

[aido]

There can be only one.

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Highlander fan mate?

[StainlessSteelRat]

There can be only one.

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Highlander fan mate?

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Quite possibly.

[Tony-Bones]

There can be only one.

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Highlander fan mate?

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Quite possibly.

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ummmm?

'Never assume the obvious is true'

[Jocksuper7]

"always pessimistic never dissapointed!"

[jasper]

never take ***** from a fat lad