Its Friday

[Bazza]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

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Second worm - dead.

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Third worm - dead.

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Fourth worm - alive.

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Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have s*x, you won't get worms

[Fidgits]

A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

:shutit:

[Chris.S]

[Niraj]

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hehehe...

i liked it, it was good

[T7RY B]

Why did Jacko hold the baby over the balcony?

I don't know either, he usually tosses them off.

[mudzs]

Why did Jacko hold the baby over the balcony?

I don't know either, he usually tosses them off.

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:o :yack:

[Mr Morse]

I hear that Wacko is doing a cover version of an Elton John song.....

Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

[jmoz21]

Why did Jacko hold the baby over the balcony?

I don't know either, he usually tosses them off.

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not heard that one before....bloody great

[$uper$ingh]

A beautiful, well-endowed young blonde walks in to an exotic pet shop, As she looks about she notices a box of frogs, the sign says:

"Oral s*x Frogs! Only £20 each! Full money back guarentee! Comes with comprehensive instructions! "

The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching and whispers to the man behind the counter , " i'll take one of those " , the man packages the frog and tells her to follow the instructions carefully, The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her flat, she takes out the box and reads the instructions throughly:

1) Take a shower

2) Splash on some perfume

3) slip into something sexy

4) Crawl into bed, open your legs and put the frog down there

she does exactly what it says but nothing happens. The girl is totally dissapointed. She reads the instructions again and notices it say:

"if you have any problems please call the pet shop"

so she does this and the man says " i've already had some complaints today, i'll be right over" , within minutes the door bell rings, the girl welcomes him in and says "see, i've done everything it said on the instructions, but the damn thing just sits there"

The man looks very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly at its eyes and says:

"listen to me, i'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!"

[Fidgits]

A beautiful, well-endowed young blonde walks in to an exotic pet shop, As she looks about she notices a box of frogs, the sign says:

"Oral s*x Frogs! Only £20 each! Full money back guarentee! Comes with comprehensive instructions! "

The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching and whispers to the man behind the counter , " i'll take one of those " , the man packages the frog and tells her to follow the instructions carefully, The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her flat, she takes out the box and reads the instructions throughly:

1) Take a shower

2) Splash on some perfume

3) slip into something sexy

4) Crawl into bed, open your legs and put the frog down there

she does exactly what it says but nothing happens. The girl is totally dissapointed. She reads the instructions again and notices it say:

"if you have any problems please call the pet shop"

so she does this and the man says " i've already had some complaints today, i'll be right over" , within minutes the door bell rings, the girl welcomes him in and says "see, i've done everything it said on the instructions, but the damn thing just sits there"

The man looks very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly at its eyes and says:

"listen to me, i'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!"

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Now thats funny!

[Bazza]

A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

:shutit:

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no i cant see the funny side of that

explain it ian

[Fidgits]

A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

:shutit:

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no i cant see the funny side of that

explain it ian

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i was trying to say your joke wasnt a joke because it wasnt funny :winky:

[Bazza]

A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

:shutit:

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no i cant see the funny side of that

explain it ian

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i was trying to say your joke wasnt a joke because it wasnt funny :winky:

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yes but my joke was a joke because i found it funny and niraj found it funny

so therefore it fits your criteria for being a joke

so therefore can be classed as a joke

the fact that you didnt find it funny doesnt not make it a not a joke

does it

cmon ian just smile it wont hurt you :D

[Fidgits]

A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.

:shutit:

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no i cant see the funny side of that

explain it ian

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i was trying to say your joke wasnt a joke because it wasnt funny :winky:

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yes but my joke was a joke because i found it funny and niraj found it funny

so therefore it fits your criteria for being a joke

so therefore can be classed as a joke

the fact that you didnt find it funny doesnt not make it a not a joke

does it

cmon ian just smile it wont hurt you :D

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yes, but my satirical come-back on your joke made me smile - therefore, by your logic, is also a joke..

so neeeeeeeeeer :P

:winky:

[Zee007]

kids.......

honestly.

[Bazza]

wasnt me

[peter026]

A beautiful, well-endowed young blonde walks in to an exotic pet shop, As she looks about she notices a box of frogs, the sign says:

"Oral s*x Frogs! Only £20 each! Full money back guarentee! Comes with comprehensive instructions! "

The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching and whispers to the man behind the counter , " i'll take one of those " , the man packages the frog and tells her to follow the instructions carefully, The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her flat, she takes out the box and reads the instructions throughly:

1) Take a shower

2) Splash on some perfume

3) slip into something sexy

4) Crawl into bed, open your legs and put the frog down there

she does exactly what it says but nothing happens. The girl is totally dissapointed. She reads the instructions again and notices it say:

"if you have any problems please call the pet shop"

so she does this and the man says " i've already had some complaints today, i'll be right over" , within minutes the door bell rings, the girl welcomes him in and says "see, i've done everything it said on the instructions, but the damn thing just sits there"

The man looks very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly at its eyes and says:

"listen to me, i'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!"

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I like it :D

Is it true that if you don't swallow Viagra quickly you end up with a stiff neck :winky: