A Joke

[Bazza]

A young Irish lass had not been home for 5 years.

Upon her return, her Father cursed her, saying, "Where the

blazes have ye been all this time?? You never wrote - not even a line!

Don't ye know what you've put your poor old Mum through?"

Sobbing, the distraught girl replied, "Sniff, sniff . but

Dad, I became a prostitute ...."

"Ye what??? Out of this house, ye shameless harlot! Ye

sinner! You're a disgrace to the family!!!"

"O.K., Dad. As ye wish. I just came home to give Mum this fur

coat, the title deed to a 10-bedroom mansion, and this savings

certificate for £5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex, and fer ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked in front, plus a lifetime membership to the country club

(she takes a deep breath) ..... and an invitation to ye all to spend this New Year's Eve on board my new 200 ft. yacht on the Riviera, and ..... "

(Her Father interrupts.) "Now what did ye say ye had become?" says her Dad.

Sobbing again, the girl says, "sniff, sniff. A prostitute,

Dad!"

"Oh, be Jaysus! Ye scared me half to death! I thought ye said

ye had become a Protestant! Come here and give yer old man a big

hug!!!!"

[Jocksuper7]

LOL like it

[johnboy]

great

[Noel]

Haha.... :D

[derekyau]

LOL!

I usually cba to read long jokes, but this one was worth it!

D

[Continunity]

classic....

[Kazi]

[Pip]

Good stuff.