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  1. I bow to you superior fashion sense Playa. See you at the meet on the 27th Oct...I'll be the one wearing the purple puffball skirt, yellow polka dot boob tube and green pixie boots :o
  2. Good luck with your (eventual) choice, let us know how you get on
  3. Any contact details for these lexussport? My insurance isn't up until May but I'd like to give them a call - collecting numbers now to try and get a cheaper deal!!!
  4. WOW a tenner for trainers from asda..................... i could buy 15 pairs for the money im paying for 1 pair.................... NO THANKS. only wear NIKES so dnt mind payin for them:P Hmmm, bet you didn't go in for the black elasticated plimsolls at school either did you !!!
  5. Does it come in a black lace option :?::o
  6. Borrowed my mum's M Reg Ford Escort the other week. No power steering, leccy windows or decent stereo....was sooooo happy to see my IS afterwards, I felt like puckering up and giving it a kiss!
  7. My hubby worked for a Honda dealership years ago and they used the hairdryer method and the lighter fuel one too:yes: Use lighter fuel v.v. sparingly - the hairdryer option is better. Heat up the sticker and peel off and use the lighter fuel/WD40 sparingly to wipe off the residue. As long as you wash and polish it afterwards, it shouldn't damage your paintwork.
  8. 6,000+ Sapphire Blue ones seemingly. And I wanted to be different
  9. Just upgrade to Gold Membership now Number 6 ....will suit your new car better (lots of discounts too):smilegrin:
  10. Tesco quoted me nearly £2k to have my standard IS200 Sport insured with them :o
  11. My hubby worked for a Honda dealership years ago and they used the hairdryer method and the lighter fuel one too:yes:
  12. How to give your cat a medicinal pill: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefingerand thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rearpaws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. 13) Tie the little b@*%$#d's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table . 15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How To Give A Dog A Pill: 1) Wrap it in cheese! :tumble:
  13. Playa, £150 for trainers? You've been had, you could get a lovely pair from George at Asda for a tenner :smilegrin:
  14. Hi Johnny-Boy - has the item been moved? I couldn't get the link to work :(
  15. A fair while ago one of the Jap performance mags said that resetting the ECU on a Lexus set off the engine management light? I take it this isn't the case? I think it said the same for Honda's.
  16. It looks quite smart though :)
  17. Eyebrows? Makes me think of the chrome ones that you used to get for the old VW Beetles.
  18. Seems like they do! My stereo 4 buttons are on the left hand side and the CD slot is at the top....Are all the stereos different?!
  19. Claire - have you seen the blue/green nissan micra that parks outside the regus building? Now that's definitely Max Power! (Roof spoiler, skirts, bonnet intake, altezza lights, advan racing 7 alloys...) Yes, I've seen it True Max Power...I take it back Matt - go for it!!
  20. So you won't be taking this on the track day then :?:
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