Best Writing On Back Of Dirty Lorry

[maneesh]

Followed a very dirty Argos delivery lorry today (the blue ones). On the right hand side, someone had made out "Airbag test point" and also made the shape of an arrow pointing down to the edge of the rear bumper.

I thought that was hilarious. Wonder if any sleepy headed driver will try it out.

What's the best one you've seen?

[Mr Morse]

I like:

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

[MacRS200]

Similar to Mike

"If my wife was this dirty I'd be at home"

[Lex-aholic]

How's My Driving ?

That's usually a joke

[adz]

I wrote "Gay and proud" on the left side of my Dads Silver ML a couple of years ago and he drove up to London with people bibbing and waving at him.

He's about 20 stone and bald.

Luckily, he didn't see the funny side .

:tsktsk: :tsktsk:

[Mr Morse]

on a dirty white van....

"also available in white"

[tdiplc]

Seen on the rear crash bar of articulated lorry : "Please don't push" :D

[Jocksuper7]

"well driven? if so phone 999 its stolen!"

[crazylex]

Saw one yesterday with this on the back,

SUICIDE PASSING SIDE

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It was quite apt as I had tried in vain to get up the slip road before he came along side and had to drop in behind him.

mmm when sub mitting the post its missing the spaces ? Anyway one part was at one side then a big gap to the other side.

Edited December 6, 2005 by crazylex

[ROYT]

On a really old unamed petrol tanker.......BULK CURRY FOR BAGALADESH

[Ally]

"Shhhh asylum seekers sleeping"

[Kremmen]

Similar to the first posting, on the back of a 'massive' artic :

"YOUR SKID STOPS HERE"

[SHAHZ]

"Shhhh asylum seekers sleeping"

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[legendswraith]

"Shhhh asylum seekers sleeping"

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saw one with danger danger john soltage on the other day (danger danger high voltage) made me smile anyway

[GERRY]

On the back of an Octavia estate......... Honest! under the dirt its still a Skoda.

[Zee007]

  On the back of an Octavia estate......... Honest! under the dirt its still a Skoda.

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Brill!

[Adie]

saw one with danger danger john soltage on the other day (danger danger high voltage) made me smile anyway

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I've seen that one. Its from the weirdo off Scott Mills show on radio 1