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Absorb tremendous amounts of information at warp speed, a bit like in that movie..

Short circuit (when he/it speeds through books).

What great use it would be for my exams :crybaby:

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i would like to be irristable to women  :D

I see where you're coming from, but that one could be dangerous, unless of course you're only irresistable to gorgeous women :whistling:

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To understand women

Tis the way of madness. :hehe:

That I know having reached the ripe old age of 44, but do you continue on the great search fo understanding, or retire from the field confused and accept defeat :duh:

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To understand women

Tis the way of madness. :hehe:

That I know having reached the ripe old age of 44, but do you continue on the great search fo understanding, or retire from the field confused and accept defeat :duh:

2 marriages, countless affairs and £000000's later, but have I learned anything?

:P No - I still have the meat & 2 veg, the brain that overrules everything else :P

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:P No - I still have the meat & 2 veg, the brain that overrules everything else  :P

You can always trust the older man to apply a bit of philosophy to the convo :o

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Immortality, like Highlander but without the dodgy accent and bad haircut :P

Mind you it would come in and out of fashion I suppose

(the haircut, that is) :zee:

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Immortality, like Highlander but without the dodgy accent and bad haircut :P

Mind you it would come in and out of fashion I suppose 

(the haircut, that is)  :zee:

if your head comes away from your neck its all over there can be only one :D (highlander moment)

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To understand women

Tis the way of madness. :hehe:

That I know having reached the ripe old age of 44, but do you continue on the great search fo understanding, or retire from the field confused and accept defeat :duh:

The True Path

Just before Ninakawa passed away the Zen master Ikkyu visited him. "Shall I lead you on?" Ikkyu asked.

Ninakawa replied: "I came here alone and I go alone. What help could you be to me?"

Ikkyu answered: "If you think you really come and go, that is your delusion. Let me show you the path on which there is no coming and no going."

With his words, Ikkyu had revealed the path so clearly that Ninakawa smilled and passed away.

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