Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[Bulldog]

998,988

[peter026]

998,987

A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

[sparkystav]

998,986

[peter026]

998,985

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

[sparkystav]

998,984

[peter026]

998,983

In a Veteran's Day speech, President Bush vowed, 'We will finish the mission. Period.' Afterwards, he was advised he doesn't have to read the punctuation marks.

[sparkystav]

998,982

[Bazza]

998,981

[Rsarin]

998,980

[Einstein]

998,979

[Chris.S]

998,978

[sparkystav]

998,977

[johnboy]

998,976 :hohoho:

[sparkystav]

998,975

[aztecbandit1]

998,974

[TURNER]

998,974

[TURNER]

OK TOO LATE I'LL TAKE

998,973

[TURNER]

SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LATELY I'LL HAVE ANOTHER NUMBER PLS BOB

998,972

[Giblet]

998,971

[sparkystav]

998,970

One at a time Turner! lol

[Chris.S]

998,969

[sparkystav]

998,968

[Rogue]

998,967

[sparkystav]

998,966

[Einstein]

999,965