It's Friday Afternoon.....i'm Bored

[tony_hetherington]

The title pretty much says it all. Ian. Ryan. Get your ridiculously long list of jokes out and about again !!!!

[vince-com]

How many members does it take to cahnge a lightbulb?

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been

changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the

light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is

"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light

bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in

violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please

take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,

and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light

bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where

to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for

this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to

this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including

all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they

cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions

about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and

start it all over again

:P

[Veece]

My head hurts. :duh:

[Claire G]

How about this - classic!

[Claire G]

Or this...

[Claire G]

Or even this

[Wallace]

Well Claire i can't wait to see YOU at JAE. ;)

Vince forgot to mention Matt would then post a 10 page document about the INSIDE of a light-bulb

[djanderso]

Right, let's put Vince-com's theory to test....

I'll start with ...

I've changed a lightbulb once too! :D ;) :P :) :duh:

[Bazza-old]

Right, let's put Vince-com's theory to test....

I'll start with ...

I've changed a lightbulb once too! :D ;) :P :) :duh:

i earn my living changing light bulbs (lamps to the trade) :yack:

[Steve]

i felt sick eating onion rings

[Steve]

here is a pic of Matt Wild.. note to goaty beard!

[Matthew_McNally]

i felt sick eating onion rings

[Monster-Mat]

The invention of the incandescent light bulb has a history spanning from the early 1800s. Until that time, available light sources consisted of candles, oil lanterns, and gas lamps. In 1809, an English chemist, Humphrey Davy, started the journey to the invention of a practical incandescent light source. He used a high power Battery to induce current between two charcoal strips. The current flowing through the two charcoal strips produced an intense incandescent light, creating the first arc lamp.

In 1820, Warren De la Rue made the first known attempt to produce an incandescent light bulb. He enclosed a platinum coil in an evacuated tube and passed an electric current through it. The design was based on the concept that the high melting point of platinum would allow it to operate at high temperatures and that the evacuated chamber would contain less gas particles to react with the platinum, improving its longevity. Although it was an efficient design, the cost of the platinum made it impractical for commercial use.

Throughout the 1800s, many scientists and inventors strove to create a cost effective, practical, long-life incandescent light bulb. The primary hurdle was creating a long-lived, high-temperature filament--the key to a practical incandescent light. Many high-melting-point materials were explored in inert/evacuated chambers in the process.

Men such as William Robert Grove, Frederik de Moleyns, W.E. Staite, John Daper, Edward G. Shepard, Heinrich Gobel, C. de Chagny, John T. Way, Alexander de Lodyguine, Joseph Wilson Swan, and Thomas A. Edison dedicated their time and efforts in the race to develop the first practical incandescent light bulb. Breakthroughs for Edison and Swan came in 1879, when they independently developed the first incandescent lamp that lasted a practical length of time -- at best a mere 13.5 hours. Their separate designs were based on a carbon fiber filament derived from cotton. The next stage of development focused on extending the practical life of the carbon filament bulb. Edison developed bamboo-derived filaments in 1880 that lasted up to 1200 hours.

The efficiency of an incandescent lamp design centers about attaining high filament temperatures without degradation and loss of heat. Edison’s early selection of carbon, the highest melting temperature element, with a melting point of 3,599 oC or 6510 oF seemed the obvious choice. The problem with carbon is that at high operating temperatures it evaporates, or sublimes, relatively quickly at 0.1 torr at 2,675 oC, resulting in short filament life.

The early solution to this dilemma was to operate the filament at lower temperatures to attain reasonable life. However, the incandescent brightness of the bulb was sacrificed in the process.

Other light bulb inventors tried two new filament materials to improve bulb brightness. In 1898, Karl Auer used osmium, which has a melting point of 2,700 oC / 4,890 oF. Then in 1903, Siemens and Halske worked with tantalum, which melts at 2,996 oC / 5,425 oF. These elements drew attention because they could operate at higher temperatures with longer life and less evaporation.

Then the invention of ductile tungsten, a much improved filament material, sparked the development of the modern tungsten filament incandescent light bulb by the General Electric Company and William Coolidge in 1906-10. This is the light bulb we know today. Ductile tungsten has many favorable properties such as

a high melting point: 3,410 oC / 6,170 oF

low evaporation rate at high temperatures: 10-4 torr at 2,757 oC / 4,995 oF

tensile strength greater than steel

Because of its strength, ductility and workability, tungsten can readily be formed into the filament coils, used to enhance performance in modern incandescent bulbs. Due to its high melting point, tungsten can be heated to 3000oC / 5,432 oF, where it glows white hot providing very good brightness. However, the early tungsten filaments still sublimed too quickly at such high temperatures. As they sublimed, they also coated the bulbs with a thin black tungsten film, reducing their light output.

Inert gases such as nitrogen and argon were later added to bulbs to reduce tungsten evaporation, or sublimation. While these gases reduced evaporation and increased filament life, they also carried heat away from the filament, reducing its temperature and brightness. Winding the wires into fine coils, as used in modern incandescent filaments, reduced convective heat loss, allowing the filament to operate at the desired temperatures.

Modern incandescent bulbs are not energy efficient, only four to six percent of the electrical power supplied to the bulb is converted into visible light. The remaining energy is lost as heat. However these inefficient light bulbs are still widely used today due to many advantages such as:

wide, low-cost availability

easy incorporation into electrical systems

adaptable for small systems

low voltage operation, such as in Battery powered devices

wide shape and size availability

[Steve]

things you do when you het drunk number

[Steve]

things you do when you het drunk number 2

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things you do when you het drunk number 3

[Matthew_McNally]

things you do when you het drunk number 3

this one is sheer genius!

[Steve]

people being silly

small move file

PAN6.MPE

[Steve]

perhaps the UK police should take note!

[Steve]

Perhaps the police have taken note