Makes me laugh round our way:
Use your phone while driving ...
Map read while driving - even read books if you like (seen both recently)
Jump lights ...
Drive dangerously ...
Carve others up ...
Wack up the volume till your windows bounce ...
Just don't speed past the cameras and you'll never get done.
Also why do coppers still use their radios on pursuits - can hardly be called hands-free if they have to hold the mike button everytime they talk ...