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Tony-Bones Grand Master

Tony-Bones

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I can hardly comment with my surname 'Bones'.. This has over the years 'raised a smile' in Casualty when i had the odd accident 'or' ten as a kid....

Working for the public there is a need to take names for invoicing etc.....but sometimes it is real hard to restrain an immediate visible smile

Hows this for an example.....

'Name Sir'

'Barlox'

'Sorry'

'barlox'

.............................. is that...... 'Mr Barlox?'

'Yes...... Barlox'

:D

.......... well i thought i had suffered in casualty..... i wonder what the people waiting must have thought when the nurse said........'Barlox the Dr will see you now'......... :D

Unusual Surnames do you know any....?

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There are a few funny names in our staff directory. As a world wide company, you come across all kinds of names...here are some which tickle my sense of humour...these are 100% real and how they are spelt:

Tinboat Arselanook

Chuck Jobs

Norbert Doodaa

Bert Areola

Plypol Bumroongpreecha

...tee hee!! :lol::lol:

Oh and for original surnames mine must be good.... Fever!

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Ben stillers character in meet the parents: Focker. First name Gaylord LMFAO.

Cracks me up everytime i hear DeNiro say his second name.

My old next door neighbours surname was 'Fluck'..... and that's 100% true!.... swear on the cats arse.

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Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

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Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!! :lol:

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Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!! :lol:

met someone today called ***** Pane that must have been fun as a child. Parents are so cruel

Wasn't that used in the "Porkys" movies.... they got this girl to page Mike Hunt..... and she goes " hey guys has anyone seen Mike Hunt"... and the reply was .... "ya i think everyone has" :P

Aye a classic that film. Also when Ms Bollbreaker goes to the principle asking for an identity parade of penises to pick Tommy's out after sticking into the hole in the girls shower. That scene is hilarious because they were all laughing for real on camera!! :lol:

met someone today called ***** Pane that must have been fun as a child. Parents are so cruel

due to **** the shortened version of richard

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All the 'Bottoms' are pretty good and I've known a few:

Longbottom

Sidebottom

etc...

No lie, I was once served by a waiter whose name badge read Igor W A N K A, I kid you not!

Hehehe. Yeah I've met a Mr. W a n k e before when I used to sell PC's. He really didn't like being called Mr. W a n k e :lol: talk about volunteering to be called by your first name asap hehe. I also met a Mrs. Death ! :lol:

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A customer called Condon.

He told the girl to call him back when she had controll of herself :D

To be fair she was laughing uncontrolably at the time.

Another guy I knew was called Upthegrove - not funny but a wierd name.

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