Best Sayings

[tdiplc]

I'll go 1st:

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work

Thomas Edison

[Pip]

"I am telling you now babes i have no idea who she is.."

Pip :D

[MrADeveci]

In this country, you goto get the money.

When you get the money, you get the power ........

When you get the power ........ Then you get the woman.

:D

[peter026]

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more

[MrADeveci]

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more

wow ........ I like that one Peter ! B)

[peter026]

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more

wow ........ I like that one Peter ! B)

Thanks your honour :D

[Pip]

another one: "In life one must choose between boredom and suffering."

Madam something , it will come to me.

[javadude]

Loads in this book... http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/famous.htm

I like... "You do not truly know someone until you fight them." (Seraph, Matrix Reloaded) .. but not cause I agree with it, just cause its so funny the way its said in the film.

[Pip]

Loads in this book... http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert/famous.htm

I like... "You do not truly know someone until you fight them." (Seraph, Matrix Reloaded) .. but not cause I agree with it, just cause its so funny the way its said in the film.

True though..

[Pip]

In life there is only one certainty, death.

That link is a bit biblical, no?

[Bazza]

i go to work so that i can live,

i dont live so that i can go to work

[Pip]

“It is easier to cope with a bad conscience than with a bad reputation.”

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

A Nietzsche fan as you can see. :winky:

[Rob]

some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

tell me all you know, it wont take a minute.

[ROYT]

Ah well as one door shuts another closes.......

[tdiplc]

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Albert Einstein

[Monster-Mat]

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it gets Dark

[Rogue]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly"

by

Winston Churchill

[Continunity]

One that we should all stand by

"if it aint broke, dont fix it"

[Kazi]

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"Just because I dont care, doesnt mean I dont understand"

Homer Simposn :D

[R1nG@]

"Every hole's a goal"

"Where there's a hole, there's a way"

Ginger John, Amsterdam Stag Weekend 2003

[Fidgits]

"there is only one certainly in life - and that it will end...

the only choice you have is how you go...

me, i just hope i say something witty"

;)

fidgits - copyright 2005 ;)

[Noel]

GREAT SAYINGS FROM

HOMER J SIMPSON

1

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."

2

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

3

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

4

"Marge, don't discourage the boy ! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ! Except the weasel."

5

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

6

"To alcohol ! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems

7

"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.'

Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.'

Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.' "

8

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get."

9

"Lisa, if life’s rich history and pageant has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling and foxy-boxing and such like."

10

"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

11

"Stealing ! How could you ? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church ? Captain what’s-his-name ?

12

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies ? For fun ? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you ?"

13

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.

[tdiplc]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

[Mr Singh]

"you get what you pay for!"

"what goes around comes around"

"Everybody pities the weak; Jealousy you have to earn" (arnold Schwarzenegger)

one i made myself.. "life is too short to date ugly women"

[star a]

"don't ask yourself why, 'cos thats when you grow old" - Laythe Larson