Claire G

If you go on mental ages, I'm sure we're all younger than 19 ! :P

BMW drivers? Just imagine their delight when they not only get out run by a Lexus, but they see a woman behind the wheel too. Ooh that REALLY grates!!! :D:D:D:D

Guys, I'm hurt that my bog-standard IS200 Sport didn't even get a mention.....well, I love it anyway.....!! :saint: PS. Has Zee voted twice now :?::smilegrin:

If you don't get an answer from Mr Goldmember, try Mini-Me...he may be able to help

Ladies, please. Playa, behave....

Ladies, please. Playa, behave....

Bet the Soarer badge gets everyone confused! It looks lovely - I had a drive in an SC430 a few weeks ago, great pretending it was mine and I was sorry to hand it back!

1) The Shawshank Redemption 2) The Green Mile 3) Rocky Horror Picture Show 4) One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 5) Pay It Forward "How'dya dowar...see you've met my faithful handy man...he's just a little brought down coz when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man!" It's late, what more can I say?! :smilegrin: :o

Thank you all, especially Zee, Matt & Zee for organising the show. It was lovely to meet you all on Saturday and I really appreciated being made to feel so welcome (as did my friends). Sorry that I couldn't make the Sunday but judging by the photos you all had another great day. Thanks again, we were the BEST!!! Cheers, Claire

Inflate the tires ?!?!?!?! :tumble:

Definitely a she (she's called Hefty). She needs plenty of TLC, compliments to make her feel good, reassurance that she looks good in any colour and being told that her bum definitely doesn't look big :lol: Oh, and the boot size for storing shoes is a must

Pah, what's 25 quid?! Cheap at half the price for THE best owners club!!! Join and find out what discounts there are.... loads to give you a hint :D

Car all shiny and ready to go sah!!! Paint chips and scratches are a bug bear, just promise not to look too closely!!! :P

Bet they thank you for sharing that with us

D'OH !!!!!!:o

A-hem, me (hand raised sheepishly), cool, crackin' toons....er actually, I've got a nursery rhyme tape in my tapedeck at the moment, but of course I am far too cool to admit that

Full of information...and all of it useless. I thank you (bows to adoring crowds):smilegrin:

The weather's looking good! Definitely bring your shades...even if it's cloudy we'll need them to protect us from the glare of all the shiny cars:smilegrin:

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originally green. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is impossible to lick your elbow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The youngest pope was 11 years old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. AND FINALLY.................................................... At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! I win...!!!!

What was wrong with your alloys?

See you all Saturday. Will be lavishing lots of TLC on my car before Saturday (well, a bit of spit and polish anyway!). Look out for the 'designer' (a-hem) top my 5 month old boy will be sporting.....;)

I bought mine 15 months ago and have done just over 19,000 - 4,000 miles done since May

Hope your boss doesn't look at the site! :smilegrin: Look forward to seeing you all on Saturday!!!

Our hero...we'll all be swooning next :lol: