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What is a Chav?

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, Spides and Neds in Scotland.

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What is a Chavette?

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings.

http://www.chavworld.co.uk/

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Yeah these chavvers really p**s me off, I too like designer clothes, and always have done, basically grown up with them since school. Not wanting to sound flash, it's just what I spend me other spare cash on.

Anyway whinge over.... maybe I'll just shop at George instead and buy that M3 I always wanted instead !

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What is a Chav?

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity.

Damn that mean im one too, as i wear a branded baseball caps all the times(it say LexusOwner Club on it.).... :D :D :D :D :D

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1. What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The Police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary.

13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...

The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long

but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".

The chav says "You're having me on!"

The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

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